Drunk Are The Thoughts Of A Sober Person

I’m sure we’ve all been there and done that. What am I talking about??? -> Dunk Texting. I’m notorious for it and the ONLY person that knows that I dunk text is the only person that always gets them.

I was reared that it was a sin to drink. I won’t even go there today. However, a Bible verse does come to mind as I type this. Genesis 9:24 “And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.” If Noah hadn’t had gotten drunk, he wouldn’t have looked like fool in front of friends and family.

Many moons ago, my boyfriend from New Zealand was drunk once. He started to cry and told me how much he loved me and that he didn’t want me to go back to the States. While he was drunk he said “A person’s true emotions come out when they’re dunk, Jen. I love you; I don’t want you to go back to America!” He always had a hard time expressing how he felt towards me and he knew it. He didn’t want to be attached to anyone, mainly because his father left him when he was a child. He has problems with all relationships because of it.

I didn’t know it then, because I had never drank, but he was right. Drunk Are The Thoughts of A Sober Person. It’s sad to say, but it’s true. Saturday night I went to an 80′s cover band concert. I’m known to go to those quite a bit. I was all alone and had a few drinks. I know it’s not a good thing, but I like to get to the point to where I’m feeling like I’m light as a feather, however, because I am light as a feather already, I know I can’t hold my drinks very well. I still haven’t mastered the magic formula with what’s my limit. It’s best not to drink at all, because no one really knows their limit. Getting drunk is always a result of what one is drinking, how much one weighs, what one has eaten that day etc.

Of course, I drunk texted the person I always drunk text. He hadn’t gotten one of these in a quite a while, because I had stopped drinking. I never thought that one day, drinking would be something that I would struggle with as a Christian. I texted this person something was very true and came straight from my heart, however, I’m pretty sure I’m never going to hear from this person again. My text was my thoughts as a sober person. I actually texted something similar once to let this person know how I felt, but it wasn’t as blunt as what I texted Saturday night.

Through this ordeal, I discovered something very amusing via Social Media. It’s called Texts From Last Night. I even downloaded the app for it on my iPhone. Don’t worry… if I ever submit something, names will never be revealed – just omitted.

I teach transparency in my Social Media classes, however, after looking at “Texts From Last Night” I’m not so sure if we really want to be telling the world how we REALLY think and feel. It’s always good to be implement transparency that is proper. I watched a movie a while back. I wouldn’t really recommend others to watch it, but it was all about everyone telling the truth until the very first lie. It’s weird to think what life would be like today if Adam and Eve would have never eaten that fruit from the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Would we really like to hear things similar to what’s on “Texts From Last Night”?

The following text are just a few texts that I noticed today on “Tests From Last Night”:

• she pinky promised me she was 18
• i think you broke pat’s ankle when you drove over it… he’s freaking out but on a more serious note i’m 99% sure i saw a werewolf
• And then you gave the bride a high five and said “Go forth and Consummate.”
• there’s only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that’s a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
• My life has hit rock bottom, I’m watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I’m jealous of their relationship.
• Look at it this way: if he’ll have sex with a tomato, he’ll have sex with you.
• He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he “wanted to see”. I need to stop dating nerds.
• He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
• Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
• im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
• if i see another status about New Moon, i’m gonna punch a baby
• I’m so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
• There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.

This is for… you.